Sheep. That’s all Americans are. Big, fat, hairy, brainless, spineless sheep. It’s so much easier to follow common thought and theory instead of (now here’s a novel idea) THINKING. Yep. That big thing inside of our skulls that feels kind of tight when you have an orgasm is actually good for something! Go figure.

Dan Brown should have put a disclaimer on his book. Or better yet, one of those little secondary titles underneath the main title. Something like this: “The daVinci Code” and beneath it would read “Or How To Make A Fool Of Yourself For A Few Years Debating The Content Of This Book Where You Will End Up Looking Like A Moron Because It’s Fiction.”

Umm….hello people! It’s fiction! Shit, my son learned this word in kindergarten. Made up, untrue, for fun and profit. It’s marketed as fiction. The first page of the book is titled “Fact:” and further lists all of the things contained in the book which are fact, leaving out a few key points, but whatever. Anyhoo the point is that the ‘facts’ in this book take up a whole two, narrow, very small paragraphs.

Get a freaking life people. Just enjoy the book.