So, this is going to be a short one due to the fact that I decided to do this so late in the week. Now remember, I’m not always so witty so keep your expectations low. And on to the first…

When I think of milkshakes, I think of smooth strawberry milkshakes from McHell. Best thing they make and I love them. Well, I used to. I’m sure you all have seen the milkshake commercial on television by now. At least, those who are in this area. I’m not sure if it’s broadcast anywhere else and I’m almost positive it’s not in Middletown, USA. Anyhoo, this commercial is for Carl’s Jr and features Mr. Everyday shaking his groove thang to the song “Get Busy.’ With a cow. Let me say that again just so you know I am serious. There is a guy who is dancing to a song with a cow. Not just any song, mind you. A line from the song is “It’s all good girl turn me on ’til a early morn’.” Uh huh. Hello!?!? Is it just me or does that guy look really happy? Seriously, check out his eyes. He’s digging it! Don’t believe me? Check it out… Reminds me of that commercial for some children’s medicine where the little girl says “But it will hurt if I swallow!” In case you’re wondering who the ‘geniuses’ were who gave the go ahead for this one, it’s Los Angeles advertising agency Mendelsohn|Zien. Go MZ. Moving on…..

A Jehovah’s Witness showed up at Cathy Infusino’s apartment by mistake and was looking for a neighbor who was interested in the religion. She apologized for the error and tried to leave but Infusino grabbed her by the hair and pulled her into the apartment where she used a butcher knife to beat her. I would post that article on my front door but I would probably be censored and end up in jail or something. I’ll bet all of the Witnesses are checking their lists twice this holiday season!